Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Smiling At Strangers

A long time ago, I made a decision to smile at the people I pass on the street. 



Over time, I've realized that there are several types of people you may pass... so, here is my research, as narrated by Flynn Ryder...I present to you:  The Guide To Smiling at Strangers.  

1.The probably-just-failed-an-exam.   
This person most likely won't return your smile, no matter how cute it is.  What they probably really need is a hug.  But best leave that to someone else...apparently some people think it's weird when strangers hug them.  (Who knew!?)  Probably best to leave them be.

2.  The 'Are they smiling at me?'
This person doesn't understand why you're smiling at them.  They'll usually glance to both sides, give you an awkward half smile, and then stare at the ground until you pass. If you feel like being cruel...say 'good morning'...
 
3. The 'She's hitting on me.' 

This guy...what can I say.  He thinks he is just all that. You may be tempted to hit him with a frying pan. (Don't, apparently that's frowned upon too)
My best advice is..just keep walking. 

4. The 'Why is she smiling?!' 
My personal favorite...this guy probably thinks you're going to mug him. There is terror on his face.  Why are you smiling? Do you know something he doesn't? Does he know you? Did he remember to put pants on? Hold his gaze until he passes.  Smile bigger. 

5. The 'She's happy. I guess I'll be happy too.'
That nice, if overly enthusiastic person, who responds to your smile with a big smile of their own, and maybe even a 'Good Morning!' 


And that's really about it.  Which one are you? :) Thanks for following my adventures as I smile at strange people. All for science. And seriously...when someone smiles at you, just smile back.  Cause sometimes it just makes the day that much better. :)